I’ve just caught up with arguably the funniest thing I’ve seen on a BBC charity show. Not since Peter Andre and Jordan sang it’s a whole new world have I laughed so loudly. I guffawed I tell you, guffawed!!! God bless Comic Relief!
James “Smithy” Cordon meets up with the England football squad in a plush hotel. Smithy is a plumber and while messing around with the pipes decides it’s about time he goes to the toilet. Unable to find his way he blindly goes down one hall and then another, round one corner and takes off his work belt and enters a room.
He suddenly realises where he is, right bang in the middle of John Terry giving a pep talk to his England colleagues! What then follows is comedy genius! Cordon launches a tirade against all the players blaming them for the wasted trip to Austria for the European championships, David James form related to him not “dicking” around with his hair and Crouch’s lack of scoring down to the fact he has fear of the robot!
Ashley Cole doesn’t escape his wrath either asking why his wife is half way up Mt Kilimanjaro and not at home doing everything a footballer’s wife should be doing; washing, cleaning and ironing! David Beckham in the meantime is trying his best not to laugh as Cordon then has a go at John terry for missing a penalty.
He ends the session with the lyrics from New Order’s World in Motion and the John Barnes rap – classic! So here we go, for comic relief I give you Smithy and the England squad!!!
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