What a change Love Island was tonight ! Very little Sophie Anderton, maybe the producers have realised that we do not want to spend all the episode watching her bitch and moan about Paul or how little she loves Farder Shane from Oireland !!! Great to see Eve and Emma going in tonight but the look on Denan’s face was priceless when he realised they had been listening to everything he had been saying about them – the fact that he called them fake, slappers and stop me if I get too close to them !!!! I think he has tickets on himself and will come a cropper before too long – I think he has a nasty streak and programmes like this do him no favours at all.

Brendan has been voted in to Shane’s (tis not the time, ti’s not da place) love shack, hired from him for a few days apparently !! and Emma and Eve will join him. Brendan has to choose who he wants out of the two (no unfortunately he can’t keep them both!). “Father” Shane seemed highly delighted that he wasn’t voted back into his love shack and genuinely pleased that Brendan had received the public vote. The fact is that nothing is going to happen when Shane goes into the love shack and the public have finally sussed out that a vote for Shane is a wasted vote.

One other comment I’d like to make, how much am I loving Jayne Middlemiss on Love Island Aftersun on ITV2? A lot !! She is hilarious !!! i never thought I’d like her after last year but she’s done good! I bet it would be a great night out getting to know the Middlemiss and I for one wouldn’t shun away any advances from the Geordie dark haired raven beauty !!! Both the main show and aftersun have got the pairings just right this year, Kelly Brook never worked for me last year, far too wooden and unable to ad lib.