Monthly Archives: July 2006

What a change Love Island was tonight ! Very little Sophie Anderton, maybe the producers have realised that we do not want to spend all the episode watching her bitch and moan about Paul or how little she loves Farder Shane from Oireland !!! Great to see Eve and Emma going in tonight but the look on Denan’s face was priceless when he realised they had been listening to everything he had been saying about them – the fact that he called them fake, slappers and stop me if I get too close to them !!!! I think he has tickets on himself and will come a cropper before too long – I think he has a nasty streak and programmes like this do him no favours at all.

Brendan has been voted in to Shane’s (tis not the time, ti’s not da place) love shack, hired from him for a few days apparently !! and Emma and Eve will join him. Brendan has to choose who he wants out of the two (no unfortunately he can’t keep them both!). “Father” Shane seemed highly delighted that he wasn’t voted back into his love shack and genuinely pleased that Brendan had received the public vote. The fact is that nothing is going to happen when Shane goes into the love shack and the public have finally sussed out that a vote for Shane is a wasted vote.

One other comment I’d like to make, how much am I loving Jayne Middlemiss on Love Island Aftersun on ITV2? A lot !! She is hilarious !!! i never thought I’d like her after last year but she’s done good! I bet it would be a great night out getting to know the Middlemiss and I for one wouldn’t shun away any advances …

The time has come, in the great British tradition of knocking a man on the top of his game – Leo has been evicted from the Love island folowing last night’s surprise eviction. it came down to three people as usual, Kelle, Leo and Bianca. Kelle was given a reprieve and it was then down to the lovebirds .. Leo going claiming it was truly “Big Dog”!!

Bianca was in shock most of the day sharing a cry with Kelle down on the beach after the arrival of the identical twins from Manchester nicknamed Trixie and Pixie. Leo wouldn’t be drawn on his future with Bianca, typical bloke then ! The one person still doing my head in is Sophie bloody Anderton, why does everything have to be about the bloody Anderton? Bianca was obviously upset but yet Sophie had to turn it around to “me, me, me” with Lee and Colleen both telling Bianca not to listen to her!

Anderton also tried to get her claws into the twins telling them to be careful and not to let on what they have heard. She also assumed that they would both want to share a bed with Anderton but there wasn’t enough room -Anderton said that she would share a bed with Chris but absolutely refused to share with Paul – I see the friendship is still going strong then ! It’s about time now that the British public vote out the worst celebrity to have ever graced love island in Fiji!

I for one can’t wait to see what Patrick Kielty makes of the new models, more on them later !!!! Hold him back missus !!!…

The time has come, Dennis Rodman has walked away from Love Island in Fiji following tension surrounding Colleen and Lee the shorty who sings!!! I’m no fan of Rodman and it will be interesting to see what happens on the highlights tonight but Lee is a pain in the (insert area !!). He’d never get a sniff at Colleen in the outside world and why he think he has a chance here only he knows. It could well be the close proximity that everyone finds themselves and feelings are magnified tenfold.

Lee squared up to the Rodman and after saying his goodbyes, he left the island.

Demmis had earlier told Paul that he’d make Colleen his Playmate as soon as they hit American soil, little did he envisage the repercussions. So when word got out, and Dennis questioned her intentions with lil’ Lee, Colleen was upset and her man in shining, erm, shorts (that’s Lee everyone) came to the rescue and squared up to the 6’8” giant!

“Don’t throw me in the mix. I’m a cool guy, a nice guy, I don’t hit people and I want to keep it that way.”

With that and a last supper together, Rodders left the resort. So I guess we are back to the Sophie Anderton show again then? Oh wait, don’t forget an eviction tonight on Love Island and the introduction to two identical twins Emma and Eve – both like to share the same man apparently ! Could make life interesting for a while.…

The only shock with tonight’s Love Island eviction was that Colleen was one of the three in danger of leaving the show after just four weeks. Chris Brosnan has always flirted with premature eviction on the show and new girl bikini model Emily was never going to survive against an original house mate.

And so it came to pass that Emily was evicted from the show and Chris survived another week. It’s quite possible that given ITV’s form of introducing new people in as someone is evicted we may see Chris staying for another week !

Well that’s it, she didn’t do enough to keep her on and let’s face it even though I don’t like Sophie Anderton she does keep viewers amused by her behaviour – she’s still going to get a hell of a shock when evicted though !!! — Sophie Anderton Rant at Paul Video
Emily Scott has left the show, more astute viewers will recognise her from Robbie Williams’ Rock DJ video. Another surprise eviction follows tomorrow ITV have just announced so it looks possible Chris or Kelly (my prediction) might be leaving. Only time will tell.…